August 12th, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
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rant · trouble making

If you have a girlfriend you don’t
a) Ask other girls to be your “friends with benefits” and deny it as cheating cause, “it’s only cheating if we do something sexual, because I don’t consider kissing and cuddling as cheating~” :face palm:
b) Flirt with another girl like its nobody’s business, follow her around, and ask for her facebook. Then when that said girl askes you directly if you have a girlfriend, you either deny it (while your girlfriend is in the fitting room so she can’t hear you deny it) or do not answer the girl back directly. Why are you so ashamed of having a girlfriend anyways?
c) Get super touchy feely with another girl who knows you have a girlfriend. That said girl then points out that you are “touchy feely for someone who has a girlfriend,” where you respond, “Oh [insert name here], you’re just easily tricked.” The girl then responds by saying, “Well if I had a boyfriend who got this touchy feely with other girls, I’d personally be pissed the fck off.”
d) Forget your wallet when you guys go out to eat. Never offer to pay for her gas money when she’s the only one driving. Tell her, “I’m going to leave you alone now, (cause honestly, I’m sick and tired of hearing you whine)” when she’s being a nervous wreck.
e) If you’re a boy, you probably shouldn’t try to uphold a goodie goodie, conservative, shy image when you actually like to take advantage of girls when they’re drunk and have a regular basis of one night stands. You probably also shouldn’t lie to me, cause I’ll probably find out. Just probably though.
To be honest, I’m not a homewrecker so I’ve denied any propositions I’ve gotten & I’m not going to start drama by going up to people’s girlfriends and say, “Yo, keep a leash on your boy.” Cause its none of my business and I don’t like people to think I’m a crazy psychotic btch (which is what the guy would probably tell her in their defense anyways). Besides maybe I’m overreacting.


Phana & I were easily amused by mushroom shaped ice!





p.s. This is the current state of my room.

HAHA ITS SO MESSY.
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