*RING RING*
Mai: Thank you for calling [store name], [location]. This is Mai speaking, how may I help you.

Customer: Hi, who is this? (Super manly, macho guy voice)

Mai: Mai.

Customer: Maia?

Mai: No, just Mai.

Customer: Oh, hi Mai! I was wondering if you guys carried mini skirts.

Mai: Yeah we do.. Are you looking for anything in particular?

Customer: Do you carry pretty mini skirts?

Mai: Um.. I guess we do. I mean, YOUR definition of pretty and my definition of pretty are two different things.

Customer: I’m just looking for something sexy, you know pretty!

Mai: Oh… Well, if you give me a size or a color that you’re looking for, I can put them on hold for you.

Customer: Oh I guess it’d be a size 8, and I’m looking for something in black.

Mai: We have a lot of black mini skirts, so I can put them on hold for you if you want.

Customer: Do you guys have fitting rooms?

Mai: Yes, we do. So whoever can try them on if they want.

Customer: Oh, that’s not the problem… You see, these skirts are for me.

Mai: OH I SEE.

Customer: Yeah, my wife caught me trying on her lingerie and now she wants me to get my own. So I was wondering if I am allowed to try them on.

Mai: Yeah, of course, guys try on dresses&skirts in here all the time.

Customer: So its not…

Mai: No its not weird at all.

Yes. It went on for a while & at the end of it I was like “DID THAT JUST REALLY HAPPEN D:?” Must’ve been a prank call though cause he never came in ;___;~